Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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