I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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