We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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