she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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