her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
