Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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