In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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