ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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