I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
your room smells of hookers.
And success
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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