yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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