I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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