you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Woke up backwards on a recliner
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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