i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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