fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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