you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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You came to the right person.
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