I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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