People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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