this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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