thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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