I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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