Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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