actually, I'm a sock model
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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