we have officially lost it.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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