not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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