My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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