No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He better not be in your backpack
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Randomize
