This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
My life is pants optional.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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