She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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