real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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