my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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