gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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