Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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