shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
honey bunches of taint.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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