Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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