i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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