are you still at the devil's house?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
