at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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