She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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