No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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