Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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