Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
My feet surprised me
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