I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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