Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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