I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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