wake up i wanna do it froggy style
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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