ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
How external is "for external use only"?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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