is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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