Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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