Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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