He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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